Finado, Moribunda and the escape from Bebe bay/transcript

Back to kids...or not
[both drink it, but nothing happens]

Moribunda: Mm. Nothing. S'kinda weird. [to Finado] Uh, you must've missed something.

Finado: No. I followed every instruction!

Moribunda: [Glances at the book] What about this?

Finado: [Points to the words "Orangutan fur" in the book, but the O is spaced out a little farther form the rest of the letters] Rangutan fur! It says zero, so I didn't put any in. Not one of 'em.

Moribunda: "Rangutan"? What on earth is that?

Finado: I don't know, but it's definitely not in it!

Moribunda: [Grabs the book and looks at it] It says orangutan fur, man! As in the ape!

Finado: I think you'll find they're called "orangeutans".

Moribunda: W-wait-wait-wait. You think that type of ape is called "utan", and is referred to as orange because of the color of its fur?

Finado: Yeah, 'cause they're ginger, innit?

[The twins crack up laughing. Moribunda wipes a tear.]

Moribunda: Aw man. [They look in the mirror, seeing that they had turned into babies.] Ohh! Dahhh! We look shorter than a munchkin dwarf! [See that their clothes are longer] DAAAAHHHH!! Our clothes look like a carpet made out of dried and long moss!!!

Finado: Wait a minute, we’ve turned into babies. How did this happen?

Moribunda: Oh, man! It's 'cause we missed that ingredient!

Finado: Uh—okay! [takes out his phone and calls Mrs. Witchcraft] I'll call Mrs witchcraft! She'll know what to do!

Moribunda: What? No! Are you crazy!? She'll punish us by giving us rocks instead of hands or something! We'll never be able to wear gloves again!!!

Finado: I don't think that will be a problem for us, but I get your point.

Moribunda: Okay, then. Let's get to Señora Gonzalez. We need to get those orangutan fur.

Finado: Wait, she has orangutan fur?

Moribunda: Mmm-hmm.

Finado: Ok, let’s go.