Alvin Boof/Transcripts

Season 2

 * Alvin Boof: - And that's called a shower?
 * Helen Fletcher: - Not so shower, now's morning today...
 * Alvin Boof: - Well, that swimming trunks suitable for my size? Just, I don't understand, why it is necessary, He...
 * Helen Fletcher: - Aye. Because many years ago, for Scottish man as me, he had down jump under the sea, just you know it's huge river, (continues when stopped) and washing. And ascends using this ropes.
 * Alvin Boof: - It even has a tied rope. For me it seems harder to ascend.
 * Helen Fletcher: - C’mon Al, it’sn’t so harder!
 * Alvin Boof: - (thinking) If I don't break, amn’t I afraid of heights?