The Obsessive Guy

The Obsessive Guy is the third episode of The Bruh Life, both in-season and overall

Plot
It's finally back to school, which nobody wanted but "needed" anyway, Felix and friends comes back to school, while Keith falls in-love with a girl, VERY OBSESSIVELY

Characters

 * Felix Taylor
 * Alejandro Sanchez
 * Junichi Azayama
 * Meena Taylor (Speaking Cameo at the beginning)
 * Zoey Taylor
 * Roscoe Wembleton (First Appearance)
 * Sheba Beboporeba VIII (First Appearance)
 * Callie Beboporeba (First Appearance)
 * Ray Taylor (First Appearance)
 * Keith Johnson (First Appearance)
 * Serene "Sky" Smith (First Appearance)
 * Patrick Sharp (First Appearance)
 * Molly Allegra (First Apperance)
 * Walter Garbaldi (First Appearance)
 * Pheobe Lewis (First Appearance)
 * Henry Wright (First Appearance)
 * Lou Morran (First Appearance)
 * Kellen Taylor (First Appearance)

Transcript

 * (Felix is consuming his breakfast)
 * Meena: So Felix, how do you think school would go today?, because we're going back to school after the pandemic died out
 * Felix: I don't know Meena, because it seemed that we skipped a grade due to laziness, we only did exams here and there, i wonder if there is different crap in face to face school aside from face masks probably
 * (Later when they're actually in school)
 * Roscoe: Hi Felix!, Where's Sheba?
 * Felix: Hey Roscoe, she said she'll be here any minute, but let's get to class
 * (Meanwhile in class)
 * Mr. Garbaldi: Okay class, let's begin with a simple situation (draws triangle with an x, y and z written around it) find x
 * Zoey: (Raises hand)
 * Mr. Garbaldi: Yes Zoey?
 * Zoey: There!
 * Mr. Garbaldi: Sorry, that's wrong
 * Ray: (Whispers at Zoey) it's more than just literally pointing at that x, you gotta find it's measure
 * Zoey: (Whispers at Ray) Okay Ray
 * Ray: Good.
 * Mr. Garbaldi: Anyone else?
 * Junichi: I think i know it, the answer is *insert complicated explaination*
 * Mr. Garbaldi: You're too complicated in answering
 * Junichi: Aw man i was trying to impress my parents!
 * Callie: (raises hand) i think i know the answer Mr. Garbaldi
 * (A few boring subjects later)
 * Sheba: Man, those tests are so boring, but hey al least we get to eat
 * Junichi: Aw man, i got a B at the english test, my parents will yell at me for being so close to "passing"
 * Zoey: Well i barely got a B-, i mostly got C's and D's
 * Junichi: Cause you autistic.
 * Felix: Woah Jun, She's my cousin, you better treat her more nicely
 * Zoey: Don't worry, i don't take it as an insult
 * Junichi: Sorry, my bad
 * (Meanwhile)
 * Keith: ay, Patrick!, you should check on this meme!
 * Patrick: what's that man?
 * (Phone shows meme)
 * Patrick: It's not funny, and i didn't laugh
 * Keith: Understandabl- *looks at Serene and gets a desire on her*
 * Patrick: dude, what?
 * Keith: Oops!, yeah, i was talking abou-
 * Patrick: You have a crush on Serene?
 * Keith: Fuck no!
 * Patrick: Oh, okay, or atleast not yet
 * Oliver: Yo wassup Keith!
 * Keith: Sup Oliver, what's up
 * Oliver: Whats with the blushing?
 * Keith: Uh....., nothing?
 * Keith: it's just weir-
 * Patrick: I suspect that Keith has a crush on Serene
 * Oliver: Damn dude, well i respect your desicion man
 * Keith: you think?
 * Oliver: yeah
 * Keith: Sorry, i have no interest in Serene
 * Patrick: At least for now, but we'll eventually find out that you're denying?
 * Keith: (Runs)
 * Patrick: I knew something is up with him
 * Oliver: I'll just hope your theory is correct
 * (Serene is walking down the hall, while Keith follows her)
 * Serene: hmm? (Turns back)
 * Keith: (turns back, pretending to ignore her)
 * Serene:????? (Turns back, continues her walk)
 * Keith: (turns back and continues following Serene)
 * Keith: (in mind) man..........., she's so cute and funny, but how can i express that to her?..........
 * ?????: Hey Keith!
 * Keith: Ah!, oh it's just you Molly
 * Molly: Why are you following her
 * Keith: Oh, nothing, we just happen to walk in the same hall
 * Molly: you sure?, because i heard from Patrick that you have a crush on that girl
 * Keith: Oh, no!, they're just pulling a rumor
 * Molly: oh, ok, see you later Keith. *leaves*
 * Keith: phew (Continues following Serene)
 * (Serene turns back to check him again, Keith turns back again, but this time she notices him)
 * Serene: Uh......, why are you following me?
 * Keith: (in mind) OH SHIT!, SHE NOTICED ME!!!
 * Serene: why are you following me?, if you at least make your presence known to me, i won't think that you're a creep.
 * Keith: (runs away)
 * Serene: He seems to be blushing, why though?
 * Keith: Oh man that was so close!
 * Patrick: I told you dude
 * School Bell: (Rings)
 * Oliver: Aw hell naw, we're going to be thrown alot of work again
 * Keith: Eh, eh eh.
 * Oliver: Okay, Patrick's right
 * Keith: Ah, fuck, here we go again
 * Patrick: I Knew it!, you have crush on Serene
 * Keith: SHUT THE FUCK UP PATRICK!!!
 * Oliver: Chill down Keith
 * Keith: whatever .....
 * (Many boring classes later)
 * Serene: that was a hard but ok tes-
 * (Keith snatches Serene)
 * Serene: AAAAHHH!, HELP!
 * Keith: NOBODY CAN SEPERATE ME FROM SERENE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
 * Felix: What the hell?
 * Oliver: That became much worse than expected
 * Patrick: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND KEITH?!?!?!??
 * Serene: SOMEBODY!, HEEEEEELP!!!!
 * Molly: Woah, don't be so extreme on your crushes Keith.
 * Roscoe: *gulp*
 * Sheba: .........................., what an obsessive guy
 * Security Guard: Hey, get down, and put the girl down!
 * Keith: NO! (jumps down and runs while carrying Serene)
 * Oliver: Shit., we gotta chase them
 * (Everyone chases Keith)
 * Zoey: ???
 * Ray: Don't mind that
 * (Everyone is on the rooftop)
 * Oliver: Keith!, we don't have to do this man
 * Serene: LET, ME, GO! (Hits Keith)
 * (Keith accidentally drops Serene as a result of the hit)
 * Keith: aw hell naw..., WWWWHHHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?? (jumps off rooftop)
 * Oliver: Ah shit, he's gonna break 10 or more of his bones for this
 * Serene: (Flees the scene)
 * Felix: Well that was fucked up
 * Roscoe: Glad we are all fine
 * Sheba: He wasn't aggressive to us, or whatever........, bye guys
 * Felix and Roscoe: See ya again tomorrow Sheba.
 * (Later in the car)
 * Kellen: Ay, how's school?
 * Felix: I got into something bizzare
 * Zoey: I was just in class, just learning some new maths and whatnot
 * Meena: Eh, it was okay, but it lacked interactivity
 * Ray: I have no remarks

Tropes

 * Driven to Suicide: Keith jumps from the rooftop after he fails in getting Serene to love him, downplayed is that he survived the survives the said fall, but is badly injured